What if Lily Allen had travelled back in time to kill Hitler as a baby?
What if the Arctic Monkeys had never invented the internet?
What if the Chemical Brothers had been raised by parrotfish?
What if Zane Lowe had been born as a real human boy with hot red blood in his veins instead of cold white synthetic goo?
What if Kevin Shields had been able to communicate with moss?
What if Oasis had been good?